'A baddie robot has a pointy noise like that and he has a gun in his hands and he kills a goodie little robot NOT 3PPO - Mum don't write 3PPO he does not kill him - it's another little robot. Chewbaka goes into a doggie robot A-Tat and then Hans Solo was scared and Chewbaka came up. Chewbaka waited to go in there because of Princess Leia. Han Solo got frozen by the baddies The Sand Kids. After that Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader fight. Luke Sky walker has a black hand because his Daddy died. He came back alive with his blackhand. Then it's the end

Oscar will be bringing us more reviews, as the mood takes him.

I think I need more reviews like this, age specific. Star Wars is obviously a different case (although you'll be glad to see Oscar is being raised right with the original trilogy) but when I had a recent discussion with a little cousin of mine, she claimed that 'Princess Diaries' was the greatest film to ever grace the screen. While I disagree I'm sure there's a million other little girls that would claim she's correct and probably kick me in the shin for saying different.

I want to see Casablanca being reviewed by an old guy saw it when It was first released, and more reviews of kids films by kids.

You can check out more 'kid reviews' over at Anorak-magazine here