"It has been a while since I've posted. Finished shooting end of Sept., on budget, just came under $300,000. I beat Pearl by a $100,000. I had a great time making this movie, the cast and crew were amazing. Today I just finished the new teaser for Christmas and I think it's AWESOME! The trailer mixing Guru who does all the big summer movies turned to me and said with a little more ump - it was "f**king awesome".  I think some of my films have had good teasers but this one is just makes a statement. It's hard edged to show we are not a silly "toy" movie. We show just hints of robots - and almost none of our epic shots are in this teaser, but the movie just looks big. I had a room full of 20 Tranformers adult geeks, and they all applauded at the end. It comes out the 22nd - see it in the theater! Let me know what you think."

I will Michael, believe me I will! Anyone got his agent’s details? Fuck.

It pains me to write about this when there are some great, small movies out there. But the talk of $300,000 has perked me up slightly. That’s a lot of people getting thrown around by giant robots. He’s an idiot and a cheese-ball director but I defy any geek to not be interested in this project. And, barring a true fuck up, we will all be keen to see it on the big screen opening week. Pearl Harbor did have some tasty action but they got it pretty much right in Team America. And that’s why I’m not yet on board this project. I’ll let you know on the 23rd, Michael.

Pearl Harbor Lyrics from Team America

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you