Oscar (almost 5) reviews ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’
Personally I hated 'Dead Man's Chest', it bored me, but now Oscar (almost 5) is back with his review, and to show us who's boss, and to tell me that my opinion isn't worth squat.
Jack Sparrow is the first pirate that's why I like him. It means that he is a superhero and he doesn't steal anything from the poor people. A man gets a glass and breaks it on Jack's back. Lord Cutler wanted to put Jack in jail but then the people in jail say 'Come on Doggie' and they have to pull the end of the key and it breaks the door of the jail. And then Jack and Will go and see some ladies and they slap Jack.
They meet Captain Barbossa he is the baddie captain. They see one guy he has a funny beard his name is Davy Jones. Then Will and Jack go and fight with Davy Jones and they trap Elizabeth. The monkey stole Princess Elizabeth shiny necklace. Then there is a fight on the boat. At the end, Captain Jack Sparrow jumps off a rock and swims to his boat. My favorite bit is that: when Jack gets back on his boat.
That told me.
He even provided an illustration (pictured, click to see a bigger version)
If you missed Oscar's brilliant review of Star Wars read it here
More from Oscar as he feels fit to bless us.
Oscar rules.
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