I like to feel like i’m not easily manipulated, and the trailer for ‘I now pronounce you Chuck & Larry’ looks rubbish.. but there’s two things that sucked me in; 1. Adam Sandler in non-weird voice mode being violent… low-brow humour I realise, but well… Happy Gilmore… nuff said, 2. Jessica Biel… rating high on the ridiculously-hot-o-meter.

I’m a sap…. I know it.

“The man on the tv told me to do it!!!.. I didn’t mean to hurt them!”