I don’t want all the stories I post today to basically be embedded flash video, but this was too funny to pass up. “grrr I can play the piano”
thanks to my thug Ed for passing this along.

I’m not the biggest Harmony Korine fan, but i’m still interested in anything he puts out. We’ve talked about his new film ‘Mr Lonely’ before and finally a couple of clips have arrived online (viewable above). The sound is REALLY quiet.. just so you’re aware, I had to crank my speakers to full and even [...]

I’ve mentioned ‘Babylon A.D’ before, and the fact that I was worried about the quality of it. Mathieu Kassovitz is 50/50 as a director in anyone’s book. He broke in as a director with the fantastic ‘La Haine’… then came ‘Crimson Rivers’ which was a decent thriller, but for his US debut dropped the stinker [...]

I’ve heard working on a film set is stressful, but from the looks of this clip I think that’s a total lie and the people who work on films all share a blood oath to pretend it’s hard work so they can all keep their lucrative jobs to themselves. bastards.
Robert Downey Jnr AKA Tony Stark [...]

I think I saw a shorter trailer for this last January over on Twitch, and it’s taken until now for the film to sort out a distribution deal. That’s a long time in limbo for any film, especially when this looks like perfect fanboy fodder. It even stars the kid from Freaks & Geeks… playing…shockingly… [...]

Totally on purpose the designers of the new poster for the Jason Statham/ Jet Li flick ‘War’, have ripped off the poster for 1986 Hulk Hogan film ‘No Holds Barred’…. well maybe not, but i’m gonna start propagating that rumour all around the interpipe. Talking it up in chat rooms. Whispering it in Second Life. [...]

Oscar’s back, bringing the smack down to ‘The Karate Kid’.. his Mum, a good friend of mine, sends me these portions of genius via email and with this one added “He made me watch the end about 10 times…”
‘It was really good I mean it was brilliant. I didn’t like the bit when the bully [...]