Oscar checks out ‘Pirates of the Carribean 3′

Pirates vs ninjasI honestly think they should get oscar in to consult on films that are currently in production, it’s kind of like ‘BIG’, they have transfomer-like robot buildings, and because of Hanks’ childlike mind it’s straight up “a building that changes into a robot?.. what’s fun about that?”

somebody needs to tell it like it is…

‘It’s a bit long and I don’t like all the kissing. I don’t go to see super heroes to see them kissing. The best bit is when someone said to Jack ‘You are mad’ and Jack says ‘I wouldn’t do this if I wasn’t’ and he then flies off. I liked the bit when Calypso changes into a giant and becomes lots of little crabs.

Oscar, 5 years old’

To sum up, he liked Jack Sparrow, and certain set pieces, but it was long, boring and had too much kissing. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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