I honestly think they should get oscar in to consult on films that are currently in production, it’s kind of like ‘BIG’, they have transfomer-like robot buildings, and because of Hanks’ childlike mind it’s straight up “a building that changes into a robot?.. what’s fun about that?”

somebody needs to tell it like it is…

‘It’s a bit long and I don’t like all the kissing. I don’t go to see super heroes to see them kissing. The best bit is when someone said to Jack ‘You are mad’ and Jack says ‘I wouldn’t do this if I wasn’t’ and he then flies off. I liked the bit when Calypso changes into a giant and becomes lots of little crabs.

Oscar, 5 years old’

To sum up, he liked Jack Sparrow, and certain set pieces, but it was long, boring and had too much kissing. I couldn’t have said it better myself.